Snowboardcross
Speaking as a snowboarder myself:
SNOWBOARDCROSS IS THE MOST AWESOME SPORT IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS!
Seriously, Snowboardcross is amazing. If you don't agree, you are brain damaged. Really. Brain Damaged! You! Look in the mirror. See that person looking back? That's the picture of brain damage. Look up "brain damage" in the dictionary and your picture is right there.
Snowboardcross shows the elegance of snowboarding crossed with the possible cool wipeouts of The Indy 500! And the wipeouts even look better than those "two-planker" losers with all that flailing of arms and legs as they crash down a slope. Serously, have you seen what the two-planker look like when they crash? They look like a frog being electrocuted in mid jump. No, snowboarders know how to wipeout with grace and style, too.
Gawd, I need to go snowboarding! Anyone living in San Francisco with a car want to go? Really. Anyone?
SNOWBOARDCROSS IS THE MOST AWESOME SPORT IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS!
Seriously, Snowboardcross is amazing. If you don't agree, you are brain damaged. Really. Brain Damaged! You! Look in the mirror. See that person looking back? That's the picture of brain damage. Look up "brain damage" in the dictionary and your picture is right there.
Snowboardcross shows the elegance of snowboarding crossed with the possible cool wipeouts of The Indy 500! And the wipeouts even look better than those "two-planker" losers with all that flailing of arms and legs as they crash down a slope. Serously, have you seen what the two-planker look like when they crash? They look like a frog being electrocuted in mid jump. No, snowboarders know how to wipeout with grace and style, too.
Gawd, I need to go snowboarding! Anyone living in San Francisco with a car want to go? Really. Anyone?
posted by Michael at 9:55 AM
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