The Shackles Of Corporate America

I missed the gym yesterday because of allergies (allergies only happen once or twice a year around this time), and I might miss the gym today beause of a work related get together I feel I should attend in order to let people know I am a team player (my current boss really notices when people do not attend these functions). By going to this little work thing, I hope to butter up the proper people so I get a promotion down the line.

When did I become an adult? And when did I become such a poseur?