Who do I have to Wonk to get linked around here
It has come to my attention that the only reason to blog is to have Wonkette link to my blog (toby has had it done twice in as many weeks. WTF?) It seems the best way to get linked (ooh, nasty!)by Wonkette, is to talk about sex and some small political scandal. So, without further ado:
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I'm ready for link-up, Mrs. Cox. Oooh, I said Cox. Heh!
Hi, my name is Michael and I pimp my blog
Sex
Gannon/Guckert
Sex
DeLay
This entry in no way has anything to with the fact my job is ridiculous and that my attempts at actual work causes me to roll my eyes.
posted by Michael at 9:25 AM
1 Comments:
I think the answer is pretty obvious: you need to have sex with Tom DeLay. Or Rick Santorum, at the very least. Be sure to videotape it, so you can put the video in your blog afterwards.
Now before you go "ewwww", keep in mind that, five years ago, you would have had to have had sex with Jesse Helms in order to have the same effect. So consider yourself lucky.
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