No Limits
I just received a letter from my CREDIT CARD COMPANY (I use caps because, honestly, they scare me.) My credit limit has been raised for the 2nd time this year. I feel a sense of empowerment...of spending empowerment. I'm living the American Dream of never-ending debt. I have an engine, The Engine Of Commerce. It does 0 to insolvency in 4 seconds flat!
posted by Michael at 11:55 AM
3 Comments:
I liked your use of capital letters. As I read those words, I could almost hear the dramatic chord signifying villainous impending doom.
Or the rumble of a stage coach bearing down upon me...
caps scare me.
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