Question Answered

And so the most pressing issue of our time has been answered' - Anna Nicole Smith's (she's dead, btw) former "boyfriend" is Dannielynn's father.

A fund has been created in Danniellynn's name to cover all therapy bills incurred during the child's upbringing and adulthood.

In other news, along with giving full custody of Dannielynn to Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, feeling badly about Birkhead's lack of a nose, said he would donate portions of his nose to Birkhead.