Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Police To Reunite For Grammys

In what can only be the recording [damn Itunes is eating up our profit margin] industry's admission [desperation], the Grammys announced The Police will reunite [resurrect] for the 49th Grammy Awards. You can almost hear the pleading in the their voices:

not a real quote: (hey, I'm not Fox)
"Please, pleeeease, watch our show! Look, we dug up a cool 80's band to show how much we care [are desperate]!"

From A&M records referring to a rumored 2007 tour:
"It is our intention to mark the anniversary by doing something special with the band's catalog of songs. Needless to say [really? needless to say?], everyone is hopeful the band will support our plans [save our corporate assess] and while early discussions have taken place, nothing has been decided [Sting is asking for waay too much money]," said the statement.

It is unconfirmed that Sting will refuse to attend the Grammys, "if that screechy Justin Timbopond, or whatever his name is performs." Okay, maybe I am little like Fox.

cherry-picked via: CNN.com


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