Sunday, December 07, 2008

Drive By Review: Twilight

What do you get you when you have a small northwest Washington town populated by a Benetton Ad with addtional sponsorship from Crest Whitestrips throw in a vampire "father" that sadistically makes his "children" attend highschool again and again and again and again (although his family are "vegatarians" - so, that's nice, I guess) add a dollop of "sex is so bad, you may very well be torn to shreds and (literally) eaten because of it"?

You get the cringe inducing Twilight.

P.S. Vampires are pretty.

P.P.S. Oooh, look he's brooding!

P.P.P.S. Oooh, look she's brooding, too

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