Gay Bomb, 60 Billion "Dollars", We'll always, it seems, have Paris
Wow. Just wow.
On a list of stupid ideas, this ranks as one of the dumbest:
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
The Pentagon serious considered creating a gay bomb so they could turn the enemy into flaming fags so unit cohesion would break down because all these newly minted gays would want to have sex with each other. On the battle field. In the middle of a war. Because, you know, if I were on the battle field in a war, I know I couldn't help but think, while bombs are going off around me, that some hot man on man sex would be great (the proposal said nothing about receiving that elusive toaster).
This little absurdity tells me a couple of things:
1) The Pentagon has no clue about human behaviour.
2) The Pentagon truly thinks the gays are so obsessed with sex that we can't function without it for more than a few minutes at a time. I know that I have to leave a meeting at work a couple of times just to get a blow job because I just can't control them homosexual urges.
3) Someone at The Pentagon has waaaay too much time on his hands. And why does The Pentagon spend so much time thinking about the gays?
G8 Summit posers and that 60 billion dollars supposed to go to the Aprican continent to fight AIDS? Yeah, no so much:
"G8 leaders said they would provide at least $60 billion to fight AIDS, malaria and tuberculosis, global diseases that have devastated African countries and their economies.
But the declaration set no specific timetable, saying the money would flow "over the coming years." Neither did it break down individual countries' contributions or spell out how much of the sum had been previously promised."
We all know what it means when our "leaders" makes pledges, it don't mean a thing.
Via: Americablog
For those of you that may feel bad for Paris Hilton, let's not forget she was arrested for drunk driving and then violated her parole. Drunk driving causes nearly 17,000 deaths a year.
On a list of stupid ideas, this ranks as one of the dumbest:
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
The Pentagon serious considered creating a gay bomb so they could turn the enemy into flaming fags so unit cohesion would break down because all these newly minted gays would want to have sex with each other. On the battle field. In the middle of a war. Because, you know, if I were on the battle field in a war, I know I couldn't help but think, while bombs are going off around me, that some hot man on man sex would be great (the proposal said nothing about receiving that elusive toaster).
This little absurdity tells me a couple of things:
1) The Pentagon has no clue about human behaviour.
2) The Pentagon truly thinks the gays are so obsessed with sex that we can't function without it for more than a few minutes at a time. I know that I have to leave a meeting at work a couple of times just to get a blow job because I just can't control them homosexual urges.
3) Someone at The Pentagon has waaaay too much time on his hands. And why does The Pentagon spend so much time thinking about the gays?
G8 Summit posers and that 60 billion dollars supposed to go to the Aprican continent to fight AIDS? Yeah, no so much:
"G8 leaders said they would provide at least $60 billion to fight AIDS, malaria and tuberculosis, global diseases that have devastated African countries and their economies.
But the declaration set no specific timetable, saying the money would flow "over the coming years." Neither did it break down individual countries' contributions or spell out how much of the sum had been previously promised."
We all know what it means when our "leaders" makes pledges, it don't mean a thing.
Via: Americablog
For those of you that may feel bad for Paris Hilton, let's not forget she was arrested for drunk driving and then violated her parole. Drunk driving causes nearly 17,000 deaths a year.
posted by Michael at 9:47 AM
1 Comments:
Funny that they probably figured that after they did this they could feel guiltless because they were only killing fags then... What a twisted attempt and piece. Not that I am complaining mind you, we could use a little mini-bomb ourselves to set off at the local health club locker room... I'm just sayin!
See you next week!
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